About a year and a half ago I applied to my local council for an allotment. I thought this would be a great way to eat fresh vegetables for cheap without the need for any chemicals, transportation, etc. I subsequently forgot all about my application until some time in March this year when I received a letter asking me if I still wanted an allotment and that I could have one on Perth Street West if I so desired.
Lou and I went down for a gander, it was a big patch of weeds and grasses but we thought we’d be able to handle it. I sent off the form, signed the tenancy agreement and within a week or so it became the Funky allotment.
It all started out really well, we got digging, built a compost bin and got really enthusiastic about the whole thing. My work donated some pallets and water drums and various other oddments that were lying about the yard. Before long we had a makeshift shelter too.
After digging quite alot, turfing up no end of buried carpet and broken glass from the earth we had something that resembled a functioning allotment and we were proud. Then came the breif English summer, people went away and we found ourselves less and less motivated to be allotmenteering.
We haven’t visited the allotment for a while. We’re so lame. We intend to go back soon and try and get the ground ready for next season. I will blog more about this when it actually happens. Digging is hard. It’s okay when you have people to help you but as a hobby for a girly who works full-time it’s hard. I need to retire, get a shed and sit on my allotment all day. Then it would be brill.
We have some amazing plans for the allotment and hope to get lots of people involved and introduced to growing their own food, it’s supposed to be part of the Common Ground collective which is a new social enterprise project set up by my friend Matt, it was also named after Funky, an awesome night out in Hull also run by Matt.
We really need a shed. Somewhere secure to store the tools, a place to sit down and make tea, somewhere to shelter from the rain. Anyone got a shed? I’ve spent hours trawling Freecycle, the Hull Daily Mail and GumTree and nothing has come of that yet. I will keep looking though, I will have my shed.
- The Funky Allotment
- A Funky Allotmenteer
- A Funky Compost Bin
- The Funky Allotment
- The Funky Allotment
- The Funky Allotment
You may be wondering why we decided to take on such a project, being the busy, young people we are, the answer is pretty simple; Good, healthy, fresh food that is cheap and is a product of your own hand. How much better can you get? It also brings people together socially in a way, that in my opinion, is slowly disappearing in today’s society.
With the rising prices of everything surely the obvious answer is to return to growing our own? With the threat of global warfare always in the media we should take some lessons from the days of yore when Victory Gardens were a must for the common man to live a better life.
I know our allotment story to date isn’t pretty inspiring at present, but all aspects of life have their down times. It will get better and I will show to you all the joys of growing your own. A guy I know got an allotment the same time as us, dug it single handedly as has been enjoying lots and lots of tasty veg he’s grown himself. We will get there eventually.
If you have any allotment stores to share, please let me know by leaving a comment!
Links about Allotmenteering;
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dig_for_Victory













